She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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