it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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