Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
im calling her cock vulture from now on
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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