Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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