So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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