New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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