I'm going to rape someone's good day.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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