Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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