There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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