Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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