we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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