so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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