She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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