I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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