He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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