What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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