You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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