So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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