I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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