She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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