I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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