and you said cock pushups were impossible
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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