Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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