A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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