Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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