whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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