Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
handjob tips. give me some.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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