love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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