Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Floor bacon is actually really good
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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