He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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