She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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