Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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