is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Bring me that man meat
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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