no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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