turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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