btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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