how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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