Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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