Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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