He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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