I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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