Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
whose ass print is on the piano?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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