No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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