i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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