Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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