it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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