There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
ok first of all what the fuck
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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