Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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