sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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