So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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