I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Everything about him screamed your future.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
then he tried to convert me to islam
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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