just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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