She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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