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Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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