go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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