Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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